On the third day of the new year my new love gave to me...
AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! I've been brainwashed!
After months of listening to holiday muzak I can't get it out of my head. Yesterday - chestnuts, today - partridges. I'm so glad the holidaze are over. I feel like I'm still recovering from too many gatherings and too much group activity.
And after all that I'm STILL not convinced to convert to Christianity. Hmmm.
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Enough about religion.
It's the new year. I need a new attitude, a new outlook, a renewed level of energy with which to pursue life.
Can I buy that on Ebay?
None of the really really important stuff is available on Ebay.
Sure, I can get diet pills, diamond rings, Beanie Babies, Doc Martens and even a time-share.
Spiritual fulfillment
Physical wellness
Motivation for excellence
Creative exuberance
None of this is available for purchase on the site that has IT all.
There should be a kit available for each of these things.
I suppose a church membership, a Bowflex, a life-coach and knitting needles might work for some people.
I think I must mine my own resources for contentment, joy, serenity, productivity, fulfillment, etc.
Today my tank is running low, which gives me that repeated inner mantra of "I WANT, I WANT, I WANT..." in an effort to fill up on something that will soothe.
Perhaps I just need more sleep.
OR A SHOPPING EXCURSION!
(No!)
Or some quiet time after all of the holiday chaos.
That could be IT. Yet another thing unavailable on Ebay.
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